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	Diamonds and fast cars 
 Money to burn 
 I got my head in the clouds 
 I got these thoughts to churn 
 Got my feet in the sand 
 I got a house on the hill 
 I got a headache like a mother 
 Twice the price of my thrills 
 An it's a cold day, 
 It's a continental drift 
 I said this traffic is hell 
 Can you give me a lift 
 An I'll try to paint a story 
 Got your pictures to tell 
 Yeah you got to make a living 
 With what you bring yourself to sell 
  
 I got some genuine 
 Imitation 
 Bad Apples 
 Free sample 
 For your peace o' mind 
 Only $9.95 
 I got my camera back from customs 
 Got my law fees up to date 
 Hell they musta seen me comin' 
 Ain't this life so fuckin' great 
  
 When the shit hit the fan 
 It was all I could stand 
 Yeah, well I'm a frequent flyer 
 My body's breathing while it can 
 But what I don't understand is that 
 My world ain't gettin' no brighter 
 If I could touch the sky 
 Well I would float on by 
 While everybody's talkin' 
 Hell I'm just another guy 
 If it were up to me 
 I'd say just leave me be 
 Why let one bad apple 
 Spoil the whole damn bunch 
  
 Gold and caviar 
 Now why'nt you pour my apathy 
 I'd have all my bases covered 
 If I could teach my hands to see 
 But now we're down in the deep end 
 Where they'd love to watch you drown 
 I said your laundry could use washing 
 We'll hang it up all over town 
 I said Hollywood's like a dryer 
 An we're down on Sunset Strip 
 An you'll be suckin' down the Clorox 
 'Til your life's all nice and crisp 
  
 When the shit hit the fan 
 It was all I could stand 
 Yeah, well I'm a frequent flyer 
 My body's breathing while it can 
 But what I don't understand is that 
 My world ain't gettin' no brighter 
 If I could touch the sky 
 Well I would float on by 
 While everybody's talkin' 
 Hell I'm just another guy 
 If it were up to me 
 I'd say just leave me be 
 Why let one bad apple 
 Spoil the whole damn bunch 
  
 When the shit hit the fan 
 It was all I could stand 
 Yeah, well I'm a frequent flyer 
 My body's breathing while it can 
 But what I don't understand is that 
 My world ain't gettin' no brighter 
 If I could touch the sky 
 Well I would float on by 
 While everybody's talkin' 
 Hell I'm just another guy 
 If it were up to me 
 I'd say just leave me be 
 Why let one bad apple 
 Spoil the whole damn bunch 
 Why let one bad apple 
 Spoil the whole damn bunch 
 BOY