Morrissey

I'm driving your girlfriend home
And she's saying how she never chose you
"Turn left", she says, I turn left and she says
"So how did I end up so deeply involved in
The very existence I planned on avoiding?"
And I can't answer

I'm driving your girlfriend home
And she's laughing to stop herself crying
"Drive on", she says, I drive on and she says
"So how did I end up attached to this person
When his sense of humor gets gradually worser ?"
And I can't tell her

I'm parking outside her home
And we're shaking hands
Goodnight, so politely