Cake

You part the waters
The same ones that I'm drowning in
You lead your casual slaughters
And I'm the one who helps you win

You've got your grand piano
You don't even play piano
I'm the one who plays piano
You don't even play piano, alright

You part the waters
The same ones that I'm thirsty for
You invite your friends to tea
But when it's me you lock the door

You've got your credit cards
And you thank your lucky stars
But don't forget the ones
Who foot the bill

You've got your grand piano
And you don't even play piano
I'm the one who plays piano, alright
You don't even play piano
But you part the waters