Beastie Boys

Putting Song Together Ain't No Puzzle Like Yahtzee



Sending This Out To K-Rob And Rahmalzee



Let Me Introduce Myself On This Cut



I'm Ad Rock, I'm Lit Like A Motherfuck



Well, I'm Brewing Up Rhymes Like I Was Using A Still



I've Got An Old School Flow Like Mike McGill



'Cause Yauch's On The Upright, The Shit Just Ain't Funny



Got Fat Bass Lines Like Russel Simmons Steals Money



Got Clientele, You Know I Rock Well



And Then You're On My Dick Because I'm D.F.L.



Yeah, Mike 'Cause Playing The Bass Is My Favorite Shit



I Might Be A Hack On The Stand Up But I'm Working At It



I Get My Hair Cut Correct Like Anthony Mason



Then I Ride The I.R.T. Right Up To Penn Station



Penn Station Up On 8th Ave.



Listen All Y'all You get The Ball Bath



He's Got The Savior Faire Because He's Debonair



Mike D With The Vinyl With The Grooves So Rare



And The Rhymes That We're Are Doo Doo







Been Makin' With The Freak Freak, So Unique



Been Learning From The Elders Now It's Time To Speak



Oh That Shit Sounds Nice



Mike D Come On And Get It On Y'all



Talking Shit About A Mile A Minute



Put The Wax On The Table And Let The D.J. Spin It



Excuse Me Motherfuckers, Can I Beg Your Pardon



I'm Gonna See The Knicks At Madison Square Garden



And Like The Knicks I Got Game Like I Worked At Hasbro



On The Mic I Bug, Like I Was Prince Jazzbo



The Rhymes Are Stupid To Make You Go Coo-Coo



You Can't Sleep 'Cause You're Little Cindy Loo Hoo



Down With The Hurra Since The Raising Hell Tour



Just Listen To His Cuts There's No Reason To Tell More



Cyndy What I Didn't Catch The Last One



That Shit Sounded Kinda Nice, But Bust A Fast One



Well I'm Not Known For My Speed Raps



So Grab The Microphone And Cut Out The Claps



Ah Yea, I Like That Shit Is Kind Of Rough



I'll Grab The Microphone And Fuck It Up







I Might Seem Out There, A Little Deranged



I've Got To Cool Off, Catch Me On The Driving Range



Well I'm The Ladies' Choise Like I Was J.J. Evans



Legalize The Weed And I'll Say Thank Heavens



I'm Talking P.G.A. Pro Tour 2



I'm Doctor Beppers In My T.V., In My Golfing Shoes



Pass Me An Iron And I'll Bust A Chip Shot



Then You Throw Me Off The Green Because I'm Strictly Hip-Hop



I'll Grab The Tee, I'll Tee Off



I'll Grab The Golf Clubs And I'm Off, I'm Audi- So Check Me



I've Got The Timbos On My Toes When I'm Not On The Green



I've Got The Costom Made Boots With The Spikey Things



I'm Working On My Driving 'Cause I'm Going Pro



I've Got The Funky Fly Golf Gear From Head To Toe



Yea, The B-Boys Makin' With The Freak Freak



Mario's Nagging Nonni's About The Pesto Pizza



And Then He's On A Mission And He's Checking For Peacha